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The Hawk That Bothered Flamstead
You might’ve read about it—The Guardian ran the piece just yesterday:
“Flamstead man catches hawk that had been attacking villagers for weeks.”
Straightforward enough. Dozens of residents ducking and dodging a rogue bird with an attitude. One fellow ended up in hospital. Another swore the thing took his pie mid-sentence.
But what The Guardian didn’t print is what happened next.
Strategic Beer Endurance Plan
Beer enthusiasts, casual drinkers, and those who simply appreciate a well-executed pint—welcome. It’s Friday, and that means one thing: the delicate art of strategic beer endurance. This isn’t about mindless excess (we’ve all learned that lesson the hard way). This is about enjoying the ride—one hoppy, citrusy masterpiece at a time—without completely obliterating your weekend.
So, before you embark on tonight’s hazy adventure, let’s lay out a plan. A well-structured, tactically sound, and absolutely necessary plan.